I'm filing a lawsuit against Rivers.

Well, no, not really. But if anyone has a lot of money and can find a brilliant lawyer - then I'd like to get in contact with you. I want to ban Rivers from advertising on TV. They are possibly the worst ads that I have ever seen (except probably a couple of Toowoomba ads, especially one for some cafe that was on a couple of years ago). I mean, what the hell is with the random picture that pops up towards the end of the current series of ads. A bulldog in a tu-tu??? Is that supposed to be funny? And don't start me on the voice over people. Geez. Rivers - hire someone to make the ads, the idea is to make people want to buy the product your selling, not scare them off.